Biologically, this is an interesting one. 124,000 men think they’ve fractured their dick. Meanwhile, 977,000 men have warts on their penis. However, 231,000 men think they might have yeast infection.

Pearl-like penis papules are hindering the lives of 795,000 men. Thankfully, only 679,000 men have penile papules, but they aren’t “pearly.”

And the moral of this story? Wrap it up this Christmas. Happy holidays!

An alarming number of people want to see photos of botched breast implant surgeries. A little addition and the total number of requests for generally the same thing comes out to a wopping… 969,800 requests. Almost a million people want to see this.

But over 1 million people searched for “breast implants games.” So, I guess I shouldn’t be too concerned about the former.

And wtf is “breast plant gummy bear“?

Almost 3 million people are looking for poop games and 340 000 are pooping blood. I’m not sure what poopy time fun shapes actually is… but it sounds like fun for the whole family. Kinda like everyone’s favorite summer time sport, waterboarding.

1,020,000 people don’t know what “queef” means.