This just in: the members of the now defunct boy band B4-4 are actually Oompa-loompas. (Look at how orange they are!)
And creeps who encourage ladies to go down on them, via a bubblegum pop song. Classy. (How did parents let their children listen to this sex propoganda?!)
(Actually, those ladies seem much more interested in that black kid.)
(You know what they say about black kids… That they’re not orange.)