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google-penile

Biologically, this is an interesting one. 124,000 men think they’ve fractured their dick. Meanwhile, 977,000 men have warts on their penis. However, 231,000 men think they might have yeast infection.

Pearl-like penis papules are hindering the lives of 795,000 men. Thankfully, only 679,000 men have penile papules, but they aren’t “pearly.”

And the moral of this story? Wrap it up this Christmas. Happy holidays!

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B4-4. Oh Jesus.

This just in: the members of the now defunct boy band B4-4 are actually Oompa-loompas. (Look at how orange they are!)

And creeps who encourage ladies to go down on them, via a bubblegum pop song. Classy. (How did parents let their children listen to this sex propoganda?!)

(Actually, those ladies seem much more interested in that black kid.)

(You know what they say about black kids… That they’re not orange.)

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google-poop

Almost 3 million people are looking for poop games and 340 000 are pooping blood. I’m not sure what poopy time fun shapes actually is… but it sounds like fun for the whole family. Kinda like everyone’s favorite summer time sport, waterboarding.

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horses-youtube

Take notice of the NUMBER ONE horses suggestion: horses mating with humans. This makes me a little concerned for human kind, really. But look at other options on this list: horses breeding, horses mating in the wild, etc.

And, my personal favorite, horses doing it.

Not only do horses mate in the wild, they also “do it.” Wow. How scandalous those horses can be!

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Found this on a YouTube video. It’s Michael Phelps with a disgusting mustache that makes me want to mouthpuke.

mustache-phelps

A cheap 1970s porno called. They want they’re ’stache back. Oh. And they also made a comment about your drug habits, laughed and hung up.

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queef

1,020,000 people don’t know what “queef” means.

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A few days ago, I wrote a post called “12 Words That Sound Gross (But Really Aren’t).” Ken from My Side of the Matter commented on it, leaving me this list. With his permission, I present to you: 12 Beautiful Words Meaning Something Horrible.

  1. Gonorrhea
  2. Defenestration
  3. Chlamydia
  4. Annihilation
  5. Melancholy
  6. Euthanasia
  7. Clandestine
  8. Cholera
  9. Belladonna
  10. Eulogy
  11. Necrophilia
  12. Iambic Pentameter

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  1. uvula : the small, fleshy, conical body projecting downward from the middle of the soft palate.
  2. masticate : to chew.
  3. kumquat : a small, round or oblong citrus fruit having a sweet rind and acid pulp, used chiefly for preserves.
  4. goulash : a stew of beef or veal and vegetables, with paprika and other seasoning.
  5. insider : a person who has some special advantage or influence.
  6. scrod : a young Atlantic codfish or haddock, esp. one split for cooking.
  7. spotted dick : a steamed British pudding of suet and raisins or currants.
  8. chitterlings : the small intestine of swine, esp. when prepared as food.
  9. scab : the incrustation that forms over a sore or wound during healing.
  10. poutine : a dish consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curds, covered with brown gravy and sometimes additional ingredients.
  11. gingivitis : inflammation of the gums.
  12. squat : to sit in a low or crouching position with the legs drawn up closely beneath or in front of the body.

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  1. 30ºC+ heat.
  2. Humidity and 30ºC+ heat.
  3. The fact that it’s too hot to wear hoodies.
  4. The fact that I see thong sandals everywhere.
  5. Not seeing my friends because I live in a very isolated community.
  6. Tourists.
  7. Tourists who don’t listen to you when you warn them about tides and then they get stuck out in the bay and have to be rescued.
  8. Sweating.
  9. Sweating in front of people.
  10. Sweating in front of tourists!

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